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My Life in a Made Metal Band [Pt. 2 of 2] (Comedy Death Metal)

by TIMŌRĀTUS

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Matthew Skipworth
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Matthew Skipworth Having seen Courtney's vocal take on Youtube a while back, I was curious to see how this sounded over all. I was impressed then- and even more-so now! Sorry is an amazing track! :) The whole album is very cool too. It's a strong conclusion to the previous album's story. The music shreds, the story is amusing! Enjoy. You're welcome. ;) Favorite track: Sorry.
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hardlookband HE'LL YEAH BROTHER

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1.
We Made It 03:59
We made it We took the test We made the grade We leveled up We paid our dues We got the pass We got the call We got hooked up We took the chance We look the part We are the best We got it all Now we are no longer... mediocre Can not believe That we now have it all Dreams do come true When you play your cards right Can not believe That we now have it all Dreams do come true When you play your cards right No more dumpster diving through the trash on Friday nights Now it’s all silver platters with a festival of shining bright lights No more riding in our van on nothing but old spare tires Now we cruise the streets on gold rims fulfilling all our deepest desires We made it We took the test We made the grade We leveled up We paid our dues We got the pass We got the call We got hooked up We took the chance We look the part We are the best We got it all Now we are no longer... mediocre Can not believe That we now have it all Dreams do come true When you play your cards right Now that we made it We can do anything Do whatever we want Without a consequence Dark times are all over Throw away your 7 leaf clover Wallets so full we sit lopsided We welcome you, your invited Bask in the glow of our brightness Warm yourself in our greatness We’ve seen in all Affliction Bills late to be paid Eviction End all the nights Hungry Start all the days Tired Work all our jobs Endless Do it all again The next day But then... We made it We took the test We made the grade We leveled up We paid our dues We got the pass We got the call We got hooked up We took the chance We look the part We are the best We got it all Now we are no longer... mediocre Can not believe That we now have it all Dreams do come true When you play your cards right Now that we made it We can do anything Do whatever we want Without a consequence
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Too Famous 03:42
Too much fame Can’t enjoy my stacks of money Didn’t think this’d be so funny It’s a shame People always gunnin’ for me Thought it would be, so carefree We've got everything we ever wanted But now we simply can't enjoy it We have everything we ever wanted But now they won't leave us alone Can you see that all this fame and fortune Will make you the center of attention Gotta hop aboard your million dollar jet Then take a fully restored 1979 Chevette Friends becoming the worst of all Ask to borrow some cash (you know something small) You will become nothing more than just a bank Filled with all their crap just like a septic tank Suffer for all The grinding time that I have wasted On my craft to become famous I’m so great Pride isn’t part of my language This life creates so much anguish We've got everything we ever wanted But now we simply can't enjoy it We have everything we ever wanted But now they won't leave us alone Can you see that all this fame and fortune Will make you the center of attention Gotta hop aboard your million dollar jet Then take a fully restored 1979 Chevette Too famous to even enjoy it Armored fences gotta deploy it People crowding me I think I need to get a breath Elevate above you all With my sweet jet-pack Have we sold out Have we made it I can’t tell From the top floor Downside to becoming famous Can you see that all this fame and fortune Will make you the center of attention Gotta hop aboard your million dollar jet Then take a fully restored 1979 Chevette
3.
Fan Trouble 03:28
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We pass you on the street and look down See your face all mad and scrunched up Bells are ringing in your fat head As you realize we’re better than you It’s been proven We have moved in The people have spoken Records were broken Can’t you see That there’s no point to disagree We are here So give us everything that is dear We’re just better than you At just about everything We’re just better than you Just sit back and listen We’re just better than you We know this might come as shock Just know that when it’s time to rock We’ll be right here Put you in your place Take your cheap gear and beat it We need your space Your just a feeble counterfeit End it all here Hang your head low, you are defeated Bow to your champ Don’t make us have to repeat it Time has spoken You’re heartbroken Our pocket books bursting We are deserving of all this fame Can't you see that we are deserving of all this fame that we have Rolling around on stacks of money as tall as the highest ceiling We’re just better than you At just about everything We’re just better than you Just sit back and listen We’re just better than you We know this might come as shock Just know that when it’s time to rock We’ll be right here It’s not all lost You could try to take on the boss Just know the cost In the end you’re squished like apple sauce If you think you can even make a dent Try your best We’ll prepare the crowd for a quick event We’re just better than you At just about everything We’re just better than you Just sit back and listen We’re just better than you We know this might come as shock Just know that when it’s time to rock We’ll be right here We are so much better than you So much better than you We are so much better Better than you So much better than you
5.
Prepare yourself for the best show ever Part 2 Best Show Welcome back to all the fun at our best show We're all here to have a good time at our best show Lose yourself in the groove at our best show Lined up at the front doors again Come on in and wipe your feet off on our 60 million dollar rug Get on your feet and move to the beat and give us a big bear hug ‘bout to get this party started throw your hands up Let the green rain down on your head as you fist pump Everyone was legit at our best show You could win 10 billion dollars at our best show You all have your favorite dream jobs at our best show Flash photography always welcome at our best show Can you see You and me All right here Meant to be In the crowd On the stage We are all All so free On our feet Bounce to the beat Feel that heat Quite a treat Bob your head That’s what we said There’s no dread Don’t go to bed Up up down down left right left right B A start You know it Enter it quick Don’t be thick It’s mathematic That is it 16-bit That’s the code That’s the trick Now you know Go with the flow Not too slow At the best show We all wear JNKO jeans at our best show Beanie Babies still sell out at our best show Trapper Keepers coming back at our best show We all do the Macarena at our best show The is the Best Show Part 2 comin’ back at ya Dude, I didn’t even know someone could have that many letters on a shirt! That’s sick bro! Alright you guys, I wanna see the nastiest, gnarliest pit, okay? No ones back hurts when your 30 at our best show Calories never really count at our best show No one has to wait for dial up at our best show Pikachu actually listens on 64 at our best show Grandma's love is always felt at our best show Your favorite pets join us on stage at our best show Excitement builds like Christmas morning at our best show Go ninja go, ninja go at our best show Time stands still You know the drill It’s all skill Headbang and chill We’re all friends It doesn’t end Do it again Would recommend Don’t you sigh We will cry You won’t die No goodbye We see you In the front What a view Not a single boo To get the most out of our best show Learn the best show code right now Up up down down left right left right B A start Learn it well, commit it to you mind with all your heart You are all at the Best Show We are all at the Best Show together You are all at the Best Show We are all at the Best Show together
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Can’t Keep Up Any More Things change so fast So hard to just keep ahead Bleeding fans left and right Can’t do anything but hold on tight Numbers are dipping We’re just here tripping Egos are slipping Time is always moving Through the wasteland What can we do to maintain our fame? Bring in some help What do you want? Can you help us? How much you got? Mortgaged off our mansion That may work Okay, what now Let's get going Lead the way As long as you keep this pace you’ll be alright Just keep going at this rate and you’ll be just fine We just keep falling behind Can’t keep this up anymore (Don’t crack under the pressure) We just can’t keep up with the fans We just stress again (Just try to keep your composure) Don’t wanna lose those shiny things that we’ve accrued Don’t wanna have our fans turn on us and get booed Don’t wanna have to go back to the pawnbroker Don’t wanna go back to being so mediocre Here’s what you do You take your money Then you Invest in a startup Then with some luck They’ll end up selling And you Cash out in a hurry Let me think here So you want us to Take all That we have at the bank And give it to People that haven’t Really Proven their worth yet Yeah, that’s right I think you need a gimmick Something to really grab that attention One of you could do a trick You know, get your game to the next dimension How about we buy some ads in the paper? How about becoming old people caretakers? How about calling random phone numbers? How about becoming hot undertakers? We just keep falling behind Can’t keep this up anymore (Don’t crack under the pressure) We just can’t keep up with the fans We just stress again (Just try to keep your composure) We just keep falling behind Can’t keep this up anymore (Don’t crack under the pressure) We just can’t keep up with the fans We just stress again (Just try to keep your composure)
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Lonely 04:36
I am so lonely Stand my balcony No one understands me As I overlook the sea Dry my tears with my all money I’m lonely Lonely at the top Just want it to stop No one told me that getting everything Would leave me so empty Solid gold statues peer into my soul Everyone tells me that fame and fortune should be my goal The empty pit in my mind This hollow tomb has made my eyes so blind Cash comes out of every maw Go to my chambers and withdraw Ending every moment the same By myself I’m getting tired of this game People only want to get to know me So I can give them everything for free I am so lonely It’s not like I’m unapproachable I just feel invisible You only need to kiss the ring on my toe And put on an entertaining floor show I’m not vain I’m just really choosy You would be too in a gold Jacuzzi I’m actually quite very nice and super humble Charitable, beautiful and good natured is where I struggle The empty pit in my mind This hollow tomb has made my eyes so blind Cash comes out of every maw Go to my chambers and withdraw The pain of this isolation Leads me to intense frustration The last friend date I went on had them laughing at everything I said Even though it wasn’t funny I just want a genuine friend, someone I can tell my innermost secrets to Like I’m just really awesome The empty pit in my mind This hollow tomb has made my eyes so blind Cash comes out of every maw Go to my chambers and withdraw This must be what it’s like at the top The flame rages in my million dollar fireplace I guess there is no normal person who I can relate to I’ve got all this fame and money so I guess I’ll make do I’m lonely I’m so lonely I’m lonely I’m so lonely I’m lonely I’m so lonely
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10.
We Blew It 03:50
In the end we just blew it Try hard not to throw a fit Thought one thing on the upswing Didn’t know how it works Record label gave us cash Didn’t know we had to pay it back Should have looked into it Huge signing bonuses Million strings attached Lost what our focus was We just blew it We threw it all away Took our fans for granted Rubbed our fame in their face We hit the highs We were just so stupid We thought we’d gained world But we should’ve really known it The money was never ours The fame was always fleeting We thought we were stars In the end we took a beating Lessons were learned Now that we’re in debt Friendships are really earned On this we are dead set Now that we don’t have a single dime to our name People don’t care how much you got, about your fame There’s no such thing as a free lunch We lost it all, we lost our touch Swimming in fees, no end in sight We're in the negative, no rest tonight We signed the contract, didn’t read the small print Thought that we'd made it, didn’t get the hint Everything we wrote taken from us All our hard work, something is sus How is this normal? How can this be? Thought it was fun thought it was free We owe them money, so much in fact Work till we're dead, we’re trapped We just blew it We threw it all away Took our fans for granted Rubbed our fame in their face We hit the highs We were just so stupid We thought we’d gained world But we should’ve really known it The money was never ours The fame was always fleeting We thought we were stars In the end we took a beating Lessons were learned Now that we’re in debt Friendships are really earned On this we are dead set Maybe we should have just gone independent Recoup-able assets should have caused reassessment In the end we should have just read the fine print Then we might have had a better deal to commit We just blew it We threw it all away Took our fans for granted Rubbed our fame in their face We hit the highs We were just so stupid We thought we’d gained world But we should’ve really known it The money was never ours The fame was always fleeting We thought we were stars In the end we took a beating Lessons were learned Now that we’re in debt Friendships are really earned On this we are dead set
11.
Sorry 03:27
Sorry Perdón Verzeihung Desculpa We're sorry It’s been a long road Mistakes were made along the way We’ve hit the bottom And we are sorry that we strayed We didn’t mean to get a big head Hopefully you can forgive us for being brain dead We just want to connect with our fans Instead of the worst music scams This goes out to all the people Who were fans of our old stuff It’s been a long road Mistakes were made along the way We’ve hit the bottom And we are sorry that we strayed Getting use to how life was Missing all the roaring applause Back to the everyday struggle Playing in clubs, only local From the bottom of our hearts Sorry In association with the arts Sorry We’re gonna have a fresh start Sorry Please forgive us for what we’d become Acting so strange and living so dumb It’s been a long road Mistakes were made along the way We’ve hit the bottom And we are sorry that we strayed We are sorry that we took you for a ride With our comedic side In the end we hope that we could make you smile At least for a little while Anteeksi (Sorry) Izvinite (Sorry) Dispiaciuto (Sorry) Gomennasai (Sorry) Ignosce (Sorry) Bào qiàn (Sorry)

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Join us on a journey with a fun and goofy Mediocre metal band that Made it!

Find out what happens when you give a mediocre metal band tons of money and no brains on how to handle it.

Sequel to My Life in a Mediocre Metal Band.

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released June 10, 2022

David "The Party" Napier - Instrumentation, Vocals and Lyrics
Courtney "The Style" Napier - Lyrics and Vocals
Logan "The Redneck" Thompson - Guitar (Better Than You) and Vocals (We Blew It)
Mason "The Kid" Beard - Vocals (We Blew It)
The "The Mystery" Mystery - Bass

Mac Smith of Krosis, Decrepit Birth, Alterbeast, Hammer of Dawn - Guest Vocals (Can't Keep Up)
Krissy Vanderwoude of The Churchhill Garden - Guest Vocals (Can't Keep Up)
Peter Watson of Elephant Watchtower - Guitar Solo (Can't Keep Up)
Eero Tertsunen - Background Track and Guitar (Band Briefing)

Additional Voices - Matt Jochum and Chris Dowell

Garrett McGill - Artwork

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