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lyrics

Best show
I can’t believe we’re all here at our best show
Making all your dreams come true at our best show
You could win one million dollars at our best show
People bring their kids to be blessed at our best show
The audience was all high fiving at our best show
The music made the flowers bloom at our best show
Cowabunga pizza party at our best show

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start
That is the code for the best show in the world
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start
That is the code for the best show in the world

Put your left hand
Up in the air
Now do your right
Clap along with this rad beat with all of your might
Then you will see
You’ve created the very best show with just you and me

Yeah, I don’t know about you, but I think we’re ready to get back to our best show

Teachers bring their kids on field trips to our best show
You can have ice cream for breakfast at our best show
Your dad comes home from getting smokes at our best show
Promises never break at our best show
Lovers never quarrel at our best show
All your student loans are paid at our best show
Coke and Pepsi pale to RC at our best show
No one harshes your mellow at our best show

Dude that hat is sick
Come on everybody, let’s see some movement
Heh, hahaha, you know it is

But, wait
Can this really be
The best show it can be
Doubt sets in deeply
Palms begin to sweat
Butterflies fight in my belly
Yeah, it’s pretty much a knockout

No, everybody in the crowd
Seems to be having the best time of their lives
Must
Not
Forget
Why this is the best show ever in the world (in the world)

Now you will see
What you can be
If you just follow these steps and mimic me
Jumping in place
Getting exercise
We will all be so super ripped together

Oh yeah, what was this, yeah it was our best show

The bassist actually matters at our best show
Shades inside are always cool at our best show
Everyone was hearing color at our best show
Your Tomagotchi still lives on at our best show
Lisa Frank is still so rad at our best show
We’re always 4K Hi-Res at our best show
We all do the robo boogie at our best show
Contra’s always easy at our best show
Our pants stay dry at horror movies at our best show
We all read Nintendo Power at our best show
Everyone can stay up late at our best show
You can help us write the song at our best show

credits

from My Life in a Mediocre Metal Band [Pt. 1 of 2] (Comedy Death Metal), released July 29, 2020
The Party - Instrumentation, Vocals, Lyrics
The Style - Vocals, Lyrics
The Mystery - Very Mysterious

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